Today's entry is by guest blogger Sparkle.
A few months ago, I was reviewing a cat book (for that is the only kind of book I read) called Cats Rule, which is meant to be a list of rules by cats. Well, I figured out right away that most of this, ahem, wisdom came straight from the human imagination and not from cats. So I started making up my own, real cat rules, one of them being: "Rain, earthquake or wind? Blame your human for them." Because as we all know, anything that a cat has not caused must logically have happened because of something a human did. Well guess what? I've discovered that when we're suffering from awful weather, it really is the fault of humans! It's called global warming, and its effects include extreme weather. So yeah, hurricanes, heat waves (and I bet even those earthquakes we get here in California) are all human-made. I just hope this global warming doesn't kill off catnip bushes. That would be a real tragedy. Maybe even a cause for feline revolt.
Apparently humans can do a lot to reduce their impact on the environment, but I'm skeptical. If the humans I live with are any sort of example, they make a lot of promises and never carry through with them. "I'll feed you in five minutes!" more often means, "I'll feed you when you're so hungry, you knock something over to get my attention." If there are any cats out there who have some thoughts about how to get humans to take action, I'd really like to know!
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